No vampires were involved

Where to even begin?
We had our weigh in on Friday and I lost 1 lb. Which is good..since I didn't think I was going to lose any!


On Thursday night, Matt and I went to Walmart to get some groceries. This lady at Weight Watchers had mentioned to get the skinny cow ice creams. So we get to the freezer aisle and I felt so guilty. Even though they are within my points and supposed to be better for me then actual ice cream.. I just felt like ice cream isn't dieting. So I go to reach for them, and right before I pick them up all the lights go out in Walmart. .. and I'm not talking the main lights go out and the emergency lights are on.. I'm talking pitch black.. the only thing you can see is the little red exit sign light. And they don't flicker or anything.. they just stay off. We wait for like two or three minutes thinking they were going to come back on but they don't. So finally we decide to go towards the exit sign and maybe we can leave. We get there and of course its one of those "Push open and alarm will sound" doors. So we just decide to stay by it until the lights come on. We have been there like 10 minutes and here comes this Hispanic lady speaking spanish heading right towards the door. I'm thinking OMGosh she can't read english but surely she sees the red and knows what's going on. But no she just keep charging at the door. I am just imagining what it is going to be like when in the pitch black, THE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF! ... Just as she is about to touch the door the lights come back on. Thank God. I don't think I could've handled the stress of that. (Matt would add in the part where once the lights went out, I'm urgently telling him to get his phone out and tearing up because I am mildly Claustrophobic). So we finsh our shopping and have to wait in line for like 45 minutes for the regristers to come back up and then another 30 in the super long lines. While we are standing there, I look down the rows all  the way across to the end and there is a Green Dinosaur in line. Wait.. what?? yeah. A guy dressed in a dinosaur costume. Head and everything. It was crazy.. like we were in the Twilight zone. (not to be confused with Twilight.... no vampires were involved)




I really love Burger King. and ever since I have been on this diet I haven't had it. So, today I saved up enough points and checked the Burger King Nutrition website to calculate the points for a Buckdouble (which is a double cheeseburger with only one peice of cheese, for a dollar). I go to BK and order two Buckdoubles and a Diet Coke. The guy is like "we don't have Buckdoubles anymore."
"OK... can I get two Double Cheeseburgers with only one peice of cheese?" (It's BK you can have it your way, right?!) 
"uhhh... I guess. I'm still going to have to charge you the same." 
"That's ok. I am on a diet." 
"uhh.. ok"
Now I could have made this sound like a joke, but I was completely serious.. Ughh and I knew he was thinking.. Listen to this fatty saying she's on a diet but order two Double Cheeseburgers. 
I am so embarassed and feel so akward that when I get to the window, all I can do is laugh.. Hysterically. He is just looking at me like I am some complete wacko. But when I feel akward all I can do is laugh and make it more akward. 

Friday, we met with the Realtor and are going to finish signing papers tomorrow! I'm so excited. But I loathe moving. We are hoping to hire movers.. but I still have to pack everything in boxes. Uggh stupid boxes.


Peace.